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Free Falling

Free Falling - S.E. Jakes Does it count as a DNF if I quit at 93%, skipped to the end and just read the last paragraph?

Before starting, I thought: "Hi self. I really loved the Hell or Highwater books. I really loved Dirty Deeds. All that's left is a prequel book with two men who were interesting secondary characters in the other books. One of the character's name is Blue. I like the color blue. And OMGILOVETHATCOVER." Why not?

This story is definitely a case of insta-love. I mean, these guys knew absolutely NOTHING about one another, and voila! L-O-V-E.

(#`д´)ノ Puhleaaaase.

Then there's the absolutely ridiculous story about the development of a new oral drug which causes uncontrollable arousal for 24 hours and a case of retrograde amnesia (how convenient).

Let's just ignore the fact that priapism is a medical emergency. Ignorance is bliss. But of course, when one of our lovely characters get drugged, it's up to the other guy to do the only thing possible: take the edge off (and feel guilty about it later on). Because of course, there is no cure for this 24 hour Viagra, and so we are subjected to 24 hours worth of hand jobs, blowjobs, biting, nail digging, etc.

I felt like I was reading some cheap gay porno. ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ノ

Then there's Blue. Talk about a headcase. He's a thief. Who also happens to be super smart with hacking computers and security systems with his bare hands. The fact that Mick calls him a kid is very appropriate, since he acts in the capacity of a 12 year old. I couldn't stand him at all! 凸ಠ益ಠ)

Ugh, I just can't go on. I love the Hell or Highwater books. I love Dirty Deeds. I'm just going to pretend Free Falling never happened.